Logansport High School launches free summer workout program for middle school boys

Logansport High School is giving young athletes an opportunity to stay active and prepare for future athletic competition through a free summer workout program designed for boys entering grades 5 through 8.

The program, hosted at Logansport High School’s athletic facilities, began June 9 and will continue throughout June and July, with workouts scheduled every Tuesday and Wednesday from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m.

School officials say the program is aimed at helping participants improve their athletic abilities while building confidence, teamwork, and leadership skills in a positive environment.

The summer sessions will focus on several key areas of athletic development, including:

Speed and agility training

Strength and conditioning

Teamwork and leadership development

Organizers noted that no prior athletic experience is required, making the program accessible to all boys entering grades 5 through 8 who are interested in improving their fitness and learning new skills.

The initiative is designed to help young athletes develop a strong foundation before entering high school athletics while also encouraging healthy habits and physical activity during the summer months.

Participants will have the opportunity to train under the guidance of Logansport High School coaches and staff while becoming familiar with the school’s athletic programs and facilities.

There will be no workouts held during the week of the Fourth of July holiday.

Perhaps most appealing to families, the program is being offered free of charge, allowing students to take advantage of the training opportunity without any registration fee.

School officials encourage interested students to participate and take advantage of the chance to get stronger, faster, and better prepared for future athletic competition.

The program reflects Logansport High School’s ongoing commitment to developing student-athletes both on and off the field while fostering a culture of hard work, leadership, and teamwork throughout DeSoto Parish.


Hall of Fame’s Round Table Luncheon will provide up-close, memorable moments

LEGENDARY INSIGHT: Basketball Hall of Fame member Seimone Augustus (right) of LSU, WNBA and Olympic fame cracks up acclaimed sportswriter Ron Higgins (center) and Fox Sports’ Tim Brando during the 2024 Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame Round Table Luncheon.

Hall of Fame’s Round Table Luncheon will provide up-close, memorable moments

The “youngest” event during this month’s Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame Induction Celebration is the most exclusive, yet casual, opportunity for the public to enjoy hearing from the Class of 2026 inductees.

It’s the Round Table Luncheon Saturday, June 27, at noon at Riverside Reserve, 104 Mill Street, in Natchitoches. There are still seats available for the eighth annual Round Table Luncheon presented by the Tiger Athletic Foundation.

Registration is available for the luncheon can be made by visiting LaSportsHall.com, or by calling 318-238-4255. It is a ticketed event.

Festivities begin Thursday evening, June 25 with the free of charge Welcome Reception from 5-7 open to all, no registration necessary, at the Hall of Fame museum facing the traffic circle at 800 Front Street in Natchitoches.

The BOM Celebrity Bowling Bash is at midday Friday, June 26 at Four Seasons Bowling Center in Alexandria. Friday evening brings the free Rockin’ River Fest concert on Cane River Lake in downtown Natchitoches, from 6-10:30, with the Class of 2026 introduced at 9:15 right before a sports-themed fireworks show over the water.

Events Saturday, June 27 include the free Saints and Pelicans Junior Training Camp for kids, the Round Table Luncheon, and the Induction Reception and Ceremony at the Natchitoches Events Center.

The Round Table Luncheon starts with tremendous Louisiana cuisine and quickly kicks into gear with Fox Sports announcer (and 2020 LSHOF inductee) Tim Brando interviewing small groups of inductees on stage in a very informal and fast-moving setting.

A poignant scene at the 2019 luncheon unfolded before the program when Peyton Manning, being inducted later that day, stopped by to greet LSU legend Johnny Robinson, who was inducted in the Pro Football Hall of Fame two months later.

Scenes like that, up-close access and the fun-filled dialog between Brando and the 2026 inductees combine to provide a memorable 90 minutes.

The Class of ‘26 is headlined by a star-studded group:  Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame 2025 inductee Sylvia Fowles, NFL stars Joe Horn, Todd McClure and Pat Williams, Major League Baseball All-Star Jonathan Lucroy and legendary basketball coaches John Brady, Mike McConathy and Dewain Strother.

Alexandria native and LSU baseball hero Warren Morris will receive the Louisiana Sports Ambassador Award, earning enshrinement into the LSHOF. His walk-off home run won the 1996 College World Series for LSU and resulted in the Bolton High School product becoming a lifelong spokesman for college baseball, the CWS and LSU.

LSU graduate and New Orleans native Gil LeBreton and multi-faceted Shreveporter John James Marshall are going into the Hall as the 2026 winners of the LSWA’s Distinguished Service Award in Sports Journalism. Former Tioga girls basketball coach and nationally-acclaimed high school sports administrator Kathy Holloway is being inducted as the recipient of the Dave Dixon Louisiana Sports Leadership Award.

The Hall of Fame Round Table Luncheon shapes up as a highly entertaining opportunity for guests to have a up-close-and-personal experience and be entertained and well fed in a casual setting, with a touch of elegance at the Riverside Reserve on the banks of Cane River Lake just a mile from downtown Natchitoches.


The dog days of summertime bass fishing

If you have ever experienced a summer bass tournament, then you understand the downside of one of these events. IT’S HOT! As a kid, I loved summertime, but as an adult I probably dread this time of year more than any other.  

I’ve always said that I would rather fish on a 30-degree day than a 95-degree day. Why? Because I can put enough clothes on to stay warm in the winter, but I can’t take enough clothes off to cool down in the summer.

Early mornings are usually not as bad, as temperatures will range from 75 to 80 degrees. As the morning warms up, by 10 o’clock you’re starting into the hot zone of 88 to 90 degrees. Then around noon, you’re looking at 90 to 95 degrees and starting to fry like a Natchitoches Meat Pie!

Sweat is now running down your back and into places we won’t mention. It’s dripping off your nose every time you bend over to lip a fish or change a bait. You have now entered the “miserable zone” of summertime fishing.

The problem is there’s no shade to retreat to unless you’re lucky enough to find a bridge somewhere on the lake. But the problem with bridges is that’s where all the crappie fishermen are, as they too are retreating to shade.

But there are ways to help you stay cool, or should I say cooler, depending on how you dress. First, a good wide brim hat is a must to help keep the sun and its intense UV rays off your head and neck region. 

Pull on a long-sleeve hooded shirt with built in UV protection like the ones I wear produced by Columbia Sportwear. They offer a variety of great UV protection shirts. There’s one I wear that it is truly unique; it’s made from plastic water bottles and is called the Columbia Omni Shade.

This shirt is like wearing an air conditioner, especially when you crank the big engine and run across the lake. It has a way of cooling you down quickly and giving you muchneeded relief from the heat while protecting you from the sun’s harmful UV rays. Even when you’re not running across the lake, just a slight breeze will help to cool you down wearing these shirts.

I wear long lightweight pants from both HUK Apparel and Columbia that also have built-in UV protection. The key to staying cooler on those upper 90-degree days is keeping the direct sunlight off the skin.

Now most people can’t comprehend or even imagine wearing long sleeves or long pants on a hot summer day. I used to be one of those guys. But ever since my Melanoma diagnosis in 2023, I have come to realize that long sleeves and long pants not only help me to stay cooler but also protect me from the sun’s UV rays

While I still hate fishing a tournament on hot summer days, I have found ways to cope with those high temperatures from June through August.

 I’ve also found that I maintain a better concentration level throughout the day by wearing clothes to help keep me cool. Nothing is worse when fishing than being too cold, too wet or too hot, as it can make for a long miserable day. 

‘Til next time, good luck and good fishing!

Contact Steve at sgraf26@yahoo.com


Cartoon of the Week: Monthly Expenses

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Ponderings: In Good Company

This week I’m celebrating fifty two years as a licensed driver. Like most men, I naturally assume I’m a superior driver. The truth is I’m just competent enough not to injure myself or innocent pedestrians. I also spend far too much time reading bumper stickers and watching what other drivers are doing while they’re supposed to be driving. Once upon a time I could read a bumper sticker from a safe distance. Now, if I want to read your bumper, I have to tailgate you. I won’t comment on the silly things you’re doing behind the wheel, but I am working on a book.

Recently I was driving a loaner while my car was being serviced—a luxury model from a certain company that apparently believes drivers need more buttons than a NASA vehicle. It was keyless, of course. To start it, you put your foot on the brake and push a button. I’m used to that with my hybrid. But this wasn’t a hybrid. This was an old-fashioned internal combustion engine, the kind that used to require a little finesse and a lot of prayer.

My grandfather turned me loose behind the wheel about three years before the State of Alabama thought it was a good idea. I learned on what we called the “lonesome road”—a gravel stretch with only one real hazard: the creek running alongside it. Where I grew up, a bayou was a creek, and a creek was something you didn’t want to drive into. The only traffic on that road consisted of grandparents giving driving lessons and children learning how to scare them.

Most of my self-taught Drivers-Ed happened in a 1949 Plymouth Special Deluxe. You didn’t so much drive that car as point it in the general direction you hoped to go. Its only luxury was an AM radio. It had a starter button too—but starting that car on a cold morning was a full-body athletic event. You turned the key, depressed the clutch, pushed the starter button, and pumped the gas pedal like you were trying to churn butter. Getting that engine to fire was one of the early rites of male competency.

So imagine my amusement when I started the loaner car with a gentle tap of a button. No pumping the gas. No choke. No carburetor to flood. No vapor lock. If automakers are going to bring back push-button starters, they could at least bring back some of the drama. Cars have changed a lot in fifty-two years. Sometimes I feel like I’m not keeping up. When the service manager asked if I wanted a tutorial on all the features, I said, “I would rather not.”

And that’s when it hit me.

There are times I feel like I’m not keeping up with Jesus either. He asks me to go and do, and I would rather not. He asks me to love and forgive, and I would rather not. He asks me to look honestly at my life, and I would rather not. Sometimes the hardest thing to face is the mirror, and I would rather not.

Preachers feel it too. Some Sundays we leap out of bed ready to preach the love of God. Other Sundays we pull the covers over our head and think about calling in sick to ourselves. On those mornings, “I would rather not” feels like a full liturgy.

And you know what? Jesus understands. In the Garden of Gethsemane, facing the cross, He prayed a prayer that sounds an awful lot like “I would rather not.” But He went anyway. For you. For me.

So this Sunday, when you wake up and think about church and feel that tug of “I would rather not,” know this: you’re in good company. Preachers feel it. Jesus felt it. But blessings live on the other side of pushing past it.

How about it.


Remember This: Who Shot Tom?

On Christmas Eve in 1870, a group of people, including about 16 prominent citizens of Hamilton, Ohio, gathered in a gambling room on the second floor of “the American Saloon,” an “aristocratic” drinking saloon on High Street directly opposite the Butler County courthouse.  Some of the men were playing casino at one table and others, including Thomas “Tom” Myers, were playing a game called faro at another table.  Suddenly, a gunshot rang out.  With the exception of E.D. Banister and Peter Schwab who were in the fervor of the game of casino and Tom who was seated at the faro table, the men began running from the room.  Tom stood up, leaned against the wall, and fired his pistol.  The bullet from Tom’s pistol struck the ceiling just above the faro table.  Mr. Bannister fled from the room and Mr. Schwab slunk to the floor for his own protection.  Tom fired another shot which struck the opposite wall.  Once sure that Tom was unable to fire his pistol again, Peter approached him and realized Tom had been shot in the abdomen.  Peter tried only briefly to get Tom to tell him who had shot him before he ran to get help.  Peter soon returned with Dr. Huber, who had been in the room but had fled when he heard gunshots.  Dr. Huber also tried to get Tom to explain who had shot him, but Tom was unable to speak.  Dr. Huber located a gunshot wound on Tom’s upper abdomen which had severed a main artery.  Within moments, 29-year-old Tom died.  

Immediately following the affray, all of the witnesses said that Tom “must have either did it himself or had it done.”  Based on the testimony of a young boy, Tom’s brother Joseph swore out a warrant for five men including Deputy Marshal Ich Sheely and Thomas McGehan.  Before the coroner’s jury, none of the witnesses could identify who shot Tom, but all said that Thomas McGehan had not been in the room before the shooting began.  When the accused men learned of the warrant, they turned themselves in.  In January 1871, the five men were indicted on the charge of first-degree murder.  Clement Vallandigham was one of the four defense attorneys in the trial which began on June 6, 1871.  The trial was long because over 120 witnesses had been called to testify.      

At about 9 p.m. on June 15, 1871, Clement Vallandigham and fellow defense attorney Andrew McBurney were in their hotel room discussing the case.  Clement was sure that Tom had shot himself and decided to show Andrew how Tom could have done it.  Clement pulled a pistol from his pocket, turned it towards himself, and pulled the trigger.  To his surprise, the pistol discharged.  The bullet struck Clement in almost exactly the same place Tom’s bullet had struck him.  The wound was fatal.  In trying to defend Thomas McGehan by explaining how Tom Myers had killed himself, Clement Vallandigham accidently killed himself too.  Based at least in part on Clement’s unfortunate accident, the jury found Thomas McGehan not guilty.    

Sources:

1.     The Cincinnati Enquirer, December 27, 1870, p.8.

2.     The Cincinnati Enquirer, January 31, 1871, p.8.

3.     The Cincinnati Enquirer, February 15, 1871, p.8.

4.     The Cincinnati Enquirer, June 6, 1871, p.8.

5.     The Evening Post (Cleveland, Ohio), June 17, 1871, p.2.

6.     The Cincinnati Enquirer, June 19, 1871, p.1.

7.     The Cincinnati Enquirer, December 28, 1871, p.8.

8.     “Thomas S. Myers,” Find A Grave, accessed May 25, 2026, https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/106977757/thomas-s-myers.

9.     “Clement Laird Vallandigham,” Find A Grave, accessed May 25, 2026, https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/2526/clement-laird-vallandigham.


June 10 marks anniversary of first witchcraft execution in American colonies

Long before the infamous Salem Witch Trials captured the public imagination, the first recorded execution for witchcraft in what would become the United States took place on June 10, 1648.

On that date, Margaret Jones of the Massachusetts Bay Colony was executed after being convicted of witchcraft. Historians consider the case one of the earliest documented witchcraft prosecutions in colonial America and a precursor to the more widely known Salem Witch Trials that occurred more than four decades later.

Jones, a midwife and healer, was accused of using witchcraft after some of her patients reportedly experienced unusual reactions to treatments she administered. Court records from the period cited testimony from neighbors and community members who claimed to have witnessed suspicious behavior or unexplained events connected to her.

The execution reflected a period in colonial history when fear of the supernatural, religious beliefs, and limited scientific understanding often influenced legal proceedings. Accusations of witchcraft were not uncommon in Europe and the American colonies during the 17th century, and many individuals faced trials based on circumstantial evidence, rumors, and superstition.

Historians note that the case of Margaret Jones serves as an example of how fear and misinformation can shape public opinion and government actions. Today, scholars continue to study colonial witchcraft cases to better understand the social and cultural forces that contributed to such prosecutions.

The anniversary also arrives at a time when public interest in true crime, historical mysteries, and folklore remains strong. Museums, historians, and educational institutions across the country continue to examine the legacy of witchcraft trials and the lessons they offer about justice, evidence, and public fear.

While the events of June 10, 1648, occurred nearly four centuries ago, they remain an important chapter in early American history and a reminder of the consequences that can arise when suspicion outweighs facts.


Notice of Death – June 9, 2026

Quatisha LynShaye Hunter
08/19/1989 – 05/31/2026
Visitation: Not yet available
Services: Saturday June 13 at 11:00 a.m.at Mary Evergreen B.C.

Walter Lee Brooks Sr.
12/23/1934-5/23/2026
Services: Thursday, June 18 at 10:00 am at Pleasant Hill Baptist Church

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Weekly arrest report: 05/25 – 05/31

The attached report displays all individuals charged over the last 7 days, including those arrested by summons who may not have been booked directly into the Detention Center. The attached arrests have been made by DeSoto Parish Sheriff’s Office (DPSO), Mansfield Police Department (MPD), and Louisiana State Police (LSP.) An arrest is indication that probable cause existed during an alleged offense. All suspects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Comments are disabled on crime related posts to ensure public safety.

DeSoto Parish Sheriff Jayson Richardson receives “Spirit of Louisiana” award

DeSoto Parish Sheriff Jayson Richardson was honored this week with the prestigious “Spirit of Louisiana” Award, recognizing his leadership, dedication, and service to both DeSoto Parish and the State of Louisiana.

The award was presented on May 28, 2026, during a ceremony in Bossier City by U.S. House Speaker and Louisiana Congressman Mike Johnson.

The DeSoto Parish Sheriff’s Office announced the recognition Friday, praising Sheriff Richardson for his continued commitment to public safety and the citizens he serves.

While presenting the award, Speaker Johnson highlighted Richardson’s contributions to law enforcement and community safety.

“Sheriff Jayson Richardson has done a lot of great things in DeSoto Parish, which is one of the safest places in America because of this guy right here,” Johnson said. “I recently asked him to serve on the Public Safety Officer Medal of Valor Review Board, which is another very important role. I know he doesn’t have a lot of time, but he graciously accepted. I am really grateful for his continued service in every capacity.”

The Public Safety Officer Medal of Valor Review Board advises the federal government on recognizing extraordinary acts of bravery and heroism by public safety officers across the nation.

Officials with the DeSoto Parish Sheriff’s Office said the award reflects Sheriff Richardson’s ongoing efforts to strengthen public safety, support law enforcement initiatives, and serve the residents of DeSoto Parish.

“We are extremely proud to see his hard work and commitment recognized on such a meaningful level,” the Sheriff’s Office stated.

The department also expressed appreciation to Speaker Johnson for his support of law enforcement officers and public safety professionals throughout Louisiana.

In addition to Sheriff Richardson, several other individuals from across the state were recognized during the ceremony for their contributions to their communities and public service.

Sheriff Richardson’s recognition comes as DeSoto Parish continues to be regarded as one of Louisiana’s safest communities, a distinction local officials attribute to strong partnerships between law enforcement, community leaders, and residents.


Six drug-related arrests during May enforcement operations

The DeSoto Parish Sheriff’s Office announced that six individuals were arrested during May as part of ongoing narcotics enforcement efforts conducted by the agency’s Street Level Interdiction Unit (S.L.I.U.) and Narcotics Taskforce.

According to the Sheriff’s Office, the arrests stemmed from proactive operations targeting illegal drug activity and the distribution of controlled dangerous substances throughout DeSoto Parish.

Among those arrested was a 61-year-old Shreveport man who was taken into custody on April 30 and booked on charges including possession of methamphetamine as a second or subsequent offense, possession of drug paraphernalia, driving under suspension, and equipment violations.

On May 5, deputies arrested a 48-year-old Frierson resident on charges including possession of methamphetamine, possession of drug paraphernalia, and illegal window tint. A second arrest that same day involved a 29-year-old Keithville man who was booked on charges of possession of methamphetamine and a vehicle equipment violation.

A Mansfield resident, 26, was arrested on May 14 and charged with possession of oxycodone, possession of marijuana, and a traffic-related violation.

On May 20, agents arrested a 60-year-old Many resident who was booked on charges including possession of methamphetamine, possession of a firearm in the presence of a controlled dangerous substance, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, and expired license plates.

The final arrest reported in the monthly roundup occurred on May 28, when a 48-year-old Shreveport man was taken into custody on charges of possession of methamphetamine, possession of drug paraphernalia, and switched license plates.

Sheriff Jayson Richardson said the Sheriff’s Office remains committed to aggressively addressing illegal drug activity and protecting the safety of DeSoto Parish residents through continued enforcement efforts.

Richardson also expressed appreciation to members of the Narcotics Division, Street Level Interdiction Unit, and Narcotics Taskforce for their dedication and work throughout the parish.

The Sheriff’s Office noted that an arrest indicates probable cause existed at the time of the alleged offense. All individuals are presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty in a court of law.

Law enforcement officials encourage residents to report suspected illegal drug activity and continue working with authorities to help combat narcotics-related crime within the parish.


Warm temperatures continue as rain chances increase across DeSoto Parish

Residents can expect a warm and mostly dry start to the week before a more unsettled weather pattern brings increasing chances of showers and thunderstorms heading into the weekend.

According to the latest forecast, Wednesday will feature mostly sunny skies with temperatures climbing to around 86 degrees. Light east winds between 5 and 10 mph will provide some relief from the early summer warmth. Overnight lows will fall to around 69 degrees under partly cloudy skies.

Thursday’s forecast remains favorable for outdoor activities, with mostly sunny conditions and a high near 86 degrees. However, forecasters note a slight 20 percent chance of afternoon showers and thunderstorms developing after 1 p.m. Thursday night will remain partly cloudy with lows near 69 degrees.

Rain chances begin to increase Friday as a 40 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms is expected during the afternoon hours. Despite the possibility of rain, temperatures will remain warm, reaching approximately 87 degrees. Friday night will be mostly cloudy with a slight chance of lingering showers and lows around 72 degrees.

The greatest likelihood for widespread rainfall arrives over the weekend. On Saturday, scattered showers and thunderstorms are expected during the morning before becoming more numerous during the afternoon. The chance of precipitation rises to 60 percent, with mostly cloudy skies and temperatures reaching around 86 degrees.

Saturday night will remain mostly cloudy with a 30 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms and overnight lows near 73 degrees.

Sunday’s forecast calls for another active weather day, with showers and thunderstorms likely across the parish. Partly sunny skies and temperatures near 88 degrees are expected, while the chance of precipitation remains at 60 percent. Residents should be prepared for brief periods of heavy rainfall, lightning, and gusty winds associated with stronger thunderstorms.

The unsettled pattern continues into Monday, when partly sunny skies and a 30 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms are forecast. High temperatures are expected to approach 89 degrees, making it one of the warmest days of the forecast period.

With summer activities, sporting events, and outdoor gatherings taking place throughout DeSoto Parish, residents are encouraged to remain weather-aware, particularly during afternoon and evening hours when thunderstorms are most likely to develop.

Officials recommend staying hydrated, limiting prolonged exposure to the heat, and monitoring local forecasts for any changes in weather conditions as the weekend approaches.

Overall, DeSoto Parish can expect typical early-summer weather featuring warm temperatures, increasing humidity, and periodic thunderstorms through the beginning of next week.


Mansfield High School educator selected for prestigious national teacher leadership fellowship

DeSoto Parish Schools is celebrating a significant achievement by one of its educators after Mansfield High School Master Teacher Jessica Thompson was selected to participate in a prestigious national teacher leadership program.

Thompson has been named to the National Institute for Excellence in Teaching (NIET) 2027 Teacher Leader Fellows Cohort, an honor awarded to a select group of outstanding educators from across the United States.

According to DeSoto Parish Schools, Thompson is one of only 13 educators nationwide chosen for the fellowship, which recognizes exceptional teacher leaders who have demonstrated a commitment to improving student achievement and strengthening instructional practices within their schools.

The Teacher Leader Fellows program is designed to develop and support educators who serve as leaders among their peers while helping drive academic success and professional growth in their schools and districts.

As a member of the 2027 cohort, Thompson will have opportunities to collaborate with educators from across the country, engage in leadership development activities, and contribute to discussions focused on advancing educational excellence.

School officials praised Thompson’s dedication to both her students and fellow educators, noting that her selection reflects the high quality of instruction and leadership found throughout DeSoto Parish Schools.

The National Institute for Excellence in Teaching is recognized nationally for its work in supporting teacher effectiveness, leadership development, and student achievement through innovative professional learning programs and educational initiatives.

District leaders said Thompson’s accomplishment brings positive recognition not only to Mansfield High School but also to the entire DeSoto Parish school system.

The fellowship selection highlights the impact teacher leaders have on educational outcomes and underscores the importance of investing in educators who inspire excellence both inside and outside the classroom.

DeSoto Parish Schools congratulated Thompson on the achievement and expressed pride in her representation of Mansfield High School and the district on the national stage.

Her selection serves as a testament to the dedication, professionalism, and leadership that continue to shape educational success throughout DeSoto Parish.


DeSoto Parish educators represent district at 2026 Louisiana Teacher Leader Summit

Educators from DeSoto Parish Schools recently joined education leaders from across the state at the 2026 Louisiana Teacher Leader Summit in New Orleans, showcasing the district’s ongoing commitment to academic excellence and professional growth.

District officials highlighted the participation of local educators at the statewide event, emphasizing how opportunities such as the Teacher Leader Summit help strengthen classrooms and improve student outcomes throughout DeSoto Parish.

In a statement, DeSoto Parish Schools expressed pride in seeing its educators represent what the district calls “#TheDeSotoDifference” while collaborating with fellow educators from across Louisiana.

The Louisiana Teacher Leader Summit is one of the state’s premier professional development events, bringing together teachers, administrators, and educational leaders to share innovative instructional strategies, explore best practices, and discuss ways to improve student achievement.

District leaders say participation in the summit aligns with DeSoto Parish Schools’ mission of cultivating high-performing schools and classrooms where every student has the opportunity to succeed.

“We strive to cultivate high-performing schools and classrooms where every student can thrive,” the district stated. “Opportunities like this empower our teacher leaders to continue driving excellence, innovation, and student success across our district.”

The summit provides educators with access to training sessions, networking opportunities, and collaborative discussions focused on advancing education and supporting student learning at every level.

School officials say the knowledge and strategies gained from the conference will help educators continue building on the district’s commitment to academic growth and preparing students for future success.

The participation of DeSoto Parish educators at the summit reflects the district’s continued investment in professional development and its dedication to maintaining a culture of excellence throughout its schools.


Louisiana Legislature Ends 2026 Session, Approves $47 Billion Budget

By Richard Searles

Education, infrastructure and economic development among top priorities

BATON ROUGE, La. — The Louisiana Legislature adjourned its 2026 Regular Session after approving a balanced $47 billion state budget focused on education, economic development, infrastructure improvements and debt reduction.

The budget includes approximately $4 billion in State General Fund support for K-12 education and $1.3 billion for higher education. Funding also includes $420 million for early childhood education and $30 million for tutoring programs.

Lawmakers approved more than $360 million in economic development initiatives, including incentives for higher-paying jobs, business site development and workforce recruitment efforts.

The Legislature also allocated more than $500 million for additional road and infrastructure projects, $33 million for Medicaid home and community-based services and $144 million to reduce state retirement debt.

Before adjourning, lawmakers approved a new congressional district map, eliminated vehicle inspection sticker requirements in most parishes, added $50 million to the fortified roof grant program and approved additional protections for minors online.

During the session, legislators considered more than 2,500 measures and sent more than 900 bills to Gov. Jeff Landry for consideration.

The 2026 Regular Session concluded with lawmakers approving major investments in education, infrastructure and economic development while advancing a wide range of policy measures affecting Louisiana residents.


BackAlley Community Theatre Turns Up the Fun with Music Trivia Night

Get ready to sing, guess, laugh, and compete, because Trivia Night at BackAlley Community
Theatre is back as part of our Summer Saturdays Series! This month’s theme is all about music,
which means the night will be packed with the kind of questions that make you shout, “I know
this one!” before the song is even over. If you love a little friendly competition with your
entertainment, this is the event for you.

The trivia lineup is loaded with crowd favorites like spoken lyrics, finish the lyric, name the
music video song and artist, and name that tune. And just when you think you’ve got it all
figured out, we’ll mix in a round or two of music bingo to keep the excitement going. Whether
you’re the ultimate music buff or just really good at belting out the chorus, there will be plenty
of chances to join the fun.

This isn’t just trivia — it’s a full-on evening of friendly rivalries, big laughs, and bragging rights.
Bring your smartest teammates, your loudest singing voice, and your best game face, because
things are bound to get a little competitive in the best possible way. Add in a room full of great
people and the kind of energy only live community events can bring, and you’ve got a night
worth showing up for.

Of course, no great night out is complete without dinner and dessert, both included with your
ticket. So come hungry, come ready to play, and come prepared for a fantastic night of food,
fun, and music-themed mischief. To make the evening even better, there will also be great
prizes up for grabs, giving everyone even more reason to bring their A-game.

Tickets are just $10 per person and can be purchased by clicking https://www.backalleygrandcane.com/tickets/p/summer-saturdays-trivia-music-night. Every ticket helps support BackAlley Theatre productions, so you’ll be having a blast while helping keep local theatre alive and thriving.

Mark your calendar for Saturday, June 13th at 6:00 PM and get your team together now. Trivia
Night is shaping up to be a high-energy, music-filled, prize-packed evening you won’t want to
miss!


Sharpco Hotels Group Breaks Ground on New Comfort Inn & Suites in Mansfield

MANSFIELD, La. — Sharpco Hotels Group has officially broken ground on a new 67‑room Comfort Inn & Suites in Mansfield, marking the company’s return to a community where its roots run deep.

The hotel will be built at the Interstate 49 and Highway 175 interchange, next to the LOVES Travel Center. When completed, it will become the first hotel at the exit, bringing new lodging options to travelers and supporting continued growth in DeSoto Parish.

The project will feature the Comfort brand’s Rise & Shine prototype, which includes a modern lobby, flexible seating areas, refreshed guestroom layouts, and amenities designed for both business and leisure guests. Plans call for complimentary hot breakfast, high‑speed Wi‑Fi, a fitness center, and meeting space.

For Sharpco Hotels Group, the project represents both progress and a homecoming.

“We are thrilled to return to the Mansfield market. I spent several summers living and working in our former Best Western here during my college years, so this community holds a special place in my story. Opening the first hotel at the Interstate 49 exit, right beside the LOVES Travel Center, is an exciting milestone for Sharpco Hotels Group,” said Jay Sharplin, President of Sharpco Hotels Group.

Sharpco previously owned and operated the Best Western in Mansfield throughout the late 1980s and 1990s, and the company says the new Comfort Inn & Suites will build on that legacy by bringing investment, jobs, and modern accommodations to the area.

Construction is now underway, with the hotel expected to open once development is completed.


LSU AgCenter to host small ruminant field day in DeSoto Parish

Sheep and goat producers, agricultural enthusiasts, and livestock owners will have an opportunity to gain valuable industry knowledge during the DeSoto Parish Small Ruminant Field Day scheduled for Saturday, Sept. 19, 2026.

Hosted by the LSU AgCenter, the event will take place from 8:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. at C6 Farms, located at 808 Nash Road in Logansport.

Organizers say the educational field day is designed to provide practical information and resources for both new and experienced small ruminant producers. Topics will focus on improving herd management, animal health, and overall farm profitability.

Educational sessions will cover a wide range of subjects, including:

Forages and grazing management

Animal health and parasite control

Nutrition and feeding practices

Reproduction and breeding strategies

Facilities and equipment

Economics and marketing

Predator control

The event will feature presentations and discussions aimed at helping producers enhance the productivity and sustainability of their sheep and goat operations.

Lunch will be provided for attendees, and organizers are requesting advance registration to ensure an accurate meal count.

Pre-registration is required by Sept. 11. Those interested in attending can register by contacting Joshua Salley with the LSU AgCenter at jsalley@agcenter.lsu.edu or by calling 318-872-0533.

The LSU AgCenter encourages livestock producers from throughout DeSoto Parish and neighboring areas to attend and take advantage of the educational opportunities available during the field day.

Individuals needing ADA accommodations are asked to contact the LSU AgCenter office at least two weeks before the event.

The LSU AgCenter and LSU provide equal opportunities in programs and employment.


Kids get coached by the stars at LSHOF’s free Saints & Pelicans’ Junior Training Camp

Louisiana Tech All-American and WNBA All-Star Vickie Johnson, a Coushatta native, talks with kids during the 2025 Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame free clinic for kids.

Hundreds of kids who dream of playing in the pros – or, kids who just love to play – can get signed up for the free New Orleans Saints & Pelicans/Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame Junior Training Camp on Saturday morning, June 27 on the Northwestern State campus in Natchitoches.

The JTC annually provides two hours of full throttle fun alongside Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame members and NSU coaches, and staff from the New Orleans Saints and Pelicans community relations department.

The clinic registration can be done quickly on the LaSportsHall.com website under the “events’ button. Or parents can call the LSHOF Foundation office at 318-238-4255 for registration help. The camp fills to its 300-kid capacity almost every summer.

The LaSportsHall.com website has the full schedule for the Induction Celebration June 25-27. The JTC is one of three free events, beginning with the Thursday evening Welcome Reception from 5-7 at the Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame and Northwest Louisiana History Museum at 800 Front Street in Natchitoches. The biggest free ticket is Friday night, June 26 Rockin’ Riverfest concert from 6-10:30 on the downtown riverbank, featuring a fireworks show after the Class of 2026 is introduced at 9:15.

The Junior Training Camp runs from 9-11 a.m., starting with registration between 8-9 a.m. at the Webb Wellness and Recreation Center (WRAC) gymnasium on the NSU campus. It’s important for parents to get their campers checked in well before the fun starts at 9 a.m. Then, campers get introduced to the sports stars who will be coaching them for the next two hours, inside focusing on basketball skills, and outside at Turpin Stadium, with football and general sports skills instruction.

Every camper will bring home two free T-shirts, other items, and a coupon for a meal at Raisin’ Canes. Photos from the camp will be posted on the Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame Facebook page, and so will a highlight video.

The goals of the JTC are simple – a fun, and thrilling, experience for the kids, free of charge; skills instruction from some of the best to ever play, or coach, the games; and promotion of health lifestyles and positive life choices.

The campers are separated into two groups. One stays inside for the first hour for basketball instruction, while the other is next door at Turpin Stadium, having football fun. The groups switch locations in the second half of the camp.

Parents can follow their favorite campers and watch all the fun from the stands in the gym and on the east side of Turpin Stadium – where it will be sunny, and hot, watching some really cool memories being made.


Don’t worry about college sports, here’s Congress to the rescue

What a relief. There’s a big Congressional hearing Wednesday on the “Protect College Sports Act of 2026.”

“Supporting Student-Athletes, Restoring Fair Competition and Saving the Games Fans Love” is the stated mission of Senator Ted Cruz and colleagues.

“We cannot allow college athletics to morph int o a mini-NFL or NBA,” said Cruz in an official statement announcing the hearing.

Senator, you’re late. By decades.

Some of it is fine by me. Absolutely if coaches are raking in mega-million dollar salaries, as they have been on the top shelf of the NCAA for this century, then the players ought to be cut in on the pie.

These seven-figure NIL deals we hear recruits and transfers are getting are no more excessive than the eight-figure contracts that are going to head coaches. Neither should exist, but …

We’re never going back to college sports as we thought they were. That will happen right alongside peace in the Middle East and admitting a messy CIA-Mafia conspiracy took out JFK.

You’ll get a lot more clarity June 12 when Steven Spielberg’s “Disclosure Day” hits movie screens and we find out Bigfoot uses UFOs to get away from prying eyes.

Ridiculous? So is the idea that Congress can solve this mess. We know the high level university presidents and conference commissioners can’t. Their first priorities are their own bottom lines. And it’s their second and third priorities, too.

The presidents punted on this long ago. It’s great that the former Ohio State president testifying Wednesday, Gordon Gee, is the same bold leader who offered these gems discussing an NCAA scandal staining the Buckeyes’ football program:

  • “Let me just be very clear: I just hope the coach doesn’t fire me.”
  • “They run the athletic department and I run the university., and I should have stayed out of there.”

He will no doubt show up at the hearing in his trademark bow tie. Looks academic. Here’s the clown Congress will hear from Wednesday: he ran up thousand-dollar luxury hotel bills on university expense accounts, got Ohio State to pay for $500 shower curtains for his university-provided house, and his marketing aces spent over $64,000 on bow ties, bow tie cookies and bow tie lapel pins for Gee and others to distribute over four years, according to reporting by the Dayton Daily News.

Surely he knows what’s good for the future of college sports.

Nick Saban will testify. He DOES know what’s good for the future of college sports.

He’s been telling anybody who will listen since the day he called it a coaching career, in part because their NIL package was the first and primary topic raised by practically every one of the first 20 or so players who he met with to discuss their futures with the following season’s Crimson Tide.

Listening to sages like Saban, and doing something about what you’ve heard, is where the disconnect exists with the presidents who make up the NCAA hierarchy and lead the Power 4 conference schools.

They are hoping Congress will impose its will where they would not. The Hatfields and McCoys have been sniping at each other across conference lines for decades instead of collaborating for the common good.

Now a group of presidents, board members and donors calling itself “Saving College Sports” – there’s even a snazzy letterhead – has presented Cruz and pals with a letter of support signed by dozens. New LSU president Wade Rousse’s name is on the letter. He told Ross Dellenger of Yahoo Sports he didn’t authorize his name to be included. Now that’s a reform-minded group, randomly claiming converts to its cause.

Know what’s missing from Wednesday’s festivities? Anyone not at the top tier. There are more than 360 NCAA Division I athletic programs. The issues discussed under the Capitol Dome tomorrow are so far out of scale for almost 300 of them that the eventual outcome for the non-Gucci schools is painfully predictable.

We saw it last month when the NCAA basketball postseasons, men and women, were padded to 76 teams – strictly a money grab for the biggies to get more teams in March Madness.

It doesn’t matter what’s good for the masses. It just comes down to what’s best for the masters of the college sports universe.

And they’re counting on a blow-hard heavy Congress, dripping in money from PACs and lobbyists that dwarf their actual salaries, to make it better?

Odds on that rank right up there with Jimmy Kimmel playing a round of golf with President Trump.

The ultimate solution to this mess will be when it crashes, drained of cash from disillusioned donors. Then we can hope that with nearly divine intervention, or desperation,  university leadership from across the far-reaching landscape gets real and sorts it out into authentic tiers of economically-sound competition with real oversight and rules that get enforced.

As likely as Fox News and CNN merging.

Contact Doug at sbjdoug@gmail.com


Louisiana’s annual free fishing weekend to be held June 6-7

The Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries (LDWF) invites you to take part in its annual Free Fishing Weekend on Saturday, June 6, and Sunday, June 7. Louisiana’s Free Fishing Weekend allows residents and visitors to fish Louisiana waters without an otherwise required fishing license.

“This weekend there is no need to purchase a fishing license, so please bring your families and friends to enjoy one of our state’s most beloved pastimes,” says LDWF Secretary Tyler Bosworth. “Please take this opportunity to make memories with your loved ones and introduce them to the great sport of fishing.”

While a fishing license is not required, all fishing regulations, including size, season, catch limits, and gear restrictions, will remain in effect during Free Fishing Weekend. 

In addition, a free Recreational Offshore Landing Permit (ROLP) is still needed during Free Fishing Weekend when possessing tunas, billfish, swordfish, amberjacks, groupers, snappers, hinds, cobia, wahoo, dolphinfish, and gray triggerfish. When registering online at wlf.louisiana.gov, anglers should choose the “Free Fishing Weekend” option for the license type. Anglers can skip the “LDWF Fishing License Number” field. A Free Fishing Weekend ROLP will be valid only on Saturday, June 6, and Sunday, June 7.  An annual ROLP is still needed if possessing offshore species outside of Free Fishing Weekend.

LDWF reminds the public that, at any time outside of Free Fishing Weekend, anglers 18 and older must possess a Louisiana fishing license to fish in any Louisiana public waters. Anyone who decides to continue fishing for the remainder of the year must purchase a state fishing license.


Changes must be made to save dying industry

Right now, the world of tournament bass fishing has reached a crossroads. If the powers that be (tournament organizations) do not address the key issues that have created this massive drop in tournament participation, the entire bass fishing industry is on the verge of collapse. 

Now this may sound a little harsh, and maybe a little overblown, but the time has come to save an industry that needs saving. Bass tournaments, no matter how you look at them, are a necessary avenue for product invention and promotion.  

This is how the fishing industry gets the word out about a new lure, or any product related to bass fishing. No other group has the power of promotion more than tournament anglers all across the country, and even around the world, simply by word of mouth. 

Look at Japan and how this crisis has impacted the bass fishing community. Nobody has been more creative and responsible for new lures and techniques than the Japanese. They have sent their best anglers to America for the sole purpose of promoting their market and the products they produce. 

How have they done it? By winning tournaments here in America. It seems like every year a new Japanese angler arrives on one of the high-level tours and has an immediate impact either by winning or finishing very high in every tournament. 

But getting back to the problem at hand, why has tournament participation dropped like the stock market crash of 1929? It hasn’t just fallen off a little, it has plummeted! Anglers have literally walked away overnight with zero signs of them coming back. 

So how can we fix the problem? First, we must recognize the problem before we can figure out how to correct it. It’s similar to an alcoholic’s dilemma; they have to realize they have a problem before they can fix it. 

Anglers leaving the sport they’ve loved so much basically started right after the COVID 19 pandemic. But during this time tournament participation was high with most events running full fields of 200 boats or more. Today those same events are drawing less than 100 boats while others have lost over two-thirds of their participation.

Also boat sales during COVID exploded to the point that there were one-year waiting lists for all major bass boat brands. Manufacturers struggled to build bass boats fast enough to satisfy the demand. 

So, what happened after COVID and why did tournament anglers load their high dollar bass boats and go home, never to return? Well, there’s only one thing that’s had a major impact on the bass fishing world – the invention of Forward-Facing Sonar (FFS)! Bingo!

This hit the bass fishing market like nothing else ever has. Just like American politics, it has also divided us as consumers! Not just a little bit either; anglers around the country continue to argue over the negative impact FFS has placed on our bass fisheries. Some issues have been substantiated, and others are now considered myths. 

Most anglers will agree that forward-facing sonar has been a tremendous invention that has totally changed the bass fishing world. But the true anglers who are considered to be purist believe that this new technology has no place in bass tournaments. 

The PGA Tour has faced similar technology issues lately with better golf clubs and golf balls that are flying farther than ever before. These adjustments have caused major concerns for the PGA Tour and even have resulted in some golf courses becoming obsolete, or at least, not suitable for pro tournaments.

So, the PGA Tour decided to implement new restrictions on manufacturers and how far golf balls can fly. They did this for the good of sport and the future of the sport. Maybe B.A.S.S. and Major League Fishing (MLF) need to take a page from the PGA Tour. 

Let’s take away FFS for all bass tournament competitions and get back to using acquired skills anglers need to have in order to compete at the highest level. You don’t have to eliminate it totally; allow anglers to use it for practice only. But it has no place on the professional level and should be banned on tournament day. 

The biggest concern at this time is with the lower entry-level tournaments like the BFL’s, Toyota Series and the Bassmaster Opens. Is it too late to make changes or eliminate FFS for tournaments on the lower levels? 

Not really. Every year tournament organizations make changes to their rules, and this would be no different. I just hope the powers that be (B.A.S.S. and MLF) wake up and do the right thing for 2027 in order to save a dying industry — tournament bass fishing!  

Contact Steve at sgraf26@yahoo.com


Guide to the 76th Annual Louisiana Peach Festival

Celebrate the Louisiana Peach Festival’s 76th year with free admission, a wide range of entertainment and activities, and plenty of peachy events to enjoy leading up to the festival. Browse our guide below and start planning your trip to Downtown Ruston for the weekend of Saturday, June 6.

EAT:
From June 1-6, enjoy Peach Culinary Crawl, a weeklong tasting tour featuring over 20 local restaurants. Each participating location will offer special peach-inspired items. From peach BBQ and burgers to peach cocktails and desserts, there’s something to satisfy every craving. The full Culinary Crawl menu is available on the Peach Fest website.

SEE:
Get a preview of all the arts of the festival with the 39th Annual NCLAC Peach Art Exhibit. Check out the display of local artist of all ages in the Lincoln Parish Library Events Center happening all through July.

Peach fest hack: After visiting the exhibit, take the quick drive to explore downtown Ruston, scope out the festival grounds, and snap a picture at one of the colorful murals!

EXPERIENCE: There’s plenty to enjoy Friday before the festival:

  • Take a stroll through Downtown Ruston and browse the Peach Sidewalk Sale. Participating downtown shops will be offering peachy deals and special promotions from June 3-6.
    Peach Fest Hack: Find your perfect festival outfit during the sidewalk sale!
  • The Peach Parade is a long loved and cherished tradition by festival attendees. The parade will roll down W. Alabama Ave. and N. Monroe St. on Friday, June 5 at 6:00 PM.
  • After the parade, you can head over to the North Louisiana Expo Center for the 37th Annual Peach Festival Rodeo for family fun entertainment, trick riders, and more.

Saturday June 6: Festival Day!

Festival activities start at 9:00 AM and there’s plenty to eat, see, and experience—all located on the festival grounds.

EAT:

Festival Eats

  • This year, enjoy bites from 15 food vendors, offering everything from burgers, sandwiches, and pizza, to classic festival treats, refreshing drinks, and tasty snacks.
  • You’ll also want to pay a visit to the Historic Fire Station for a scoop of frosty peach ice cream from the ladies of Beta Sigma Phi
    Peach Fest Hack: Ask vendors what their special peach item is! All food vendors create and offer a peachy item just for the Peach Festival

Local Eats
Feeling like a sit-down meal? Check out these local restaurants that are walkable from the festival:

  • The Local: morning pick-me-up coffee, pastries, and breakfast bites.
  • Uptown Downtown or Heard Freighthouse Food Park: perfect for lunch and plenty of options! For sandwiches, wraps, and a sweet treat, go to Uptown Downtown. For BBQ, Burgers, Chinese, or Mexican cuisine, head over to the Food Park.
  • Sundown Tavern or Ponchatoulas: both are beloved Ruston staples with that classic dive bar charm. Be sure to try the fried green beans at Sundown or the stuffed catfish at Ponchatoulas.
  • Roma or Utility Brewing: For classic Italian-style pizza, pasta, and fresh salads, take a stroll to Roma’s Italian Bistro. Want to try something different? Utility Brewing serves up creative wood fire-baked pizzas paired with craft beer in a cozy setting.

SEE:

  • Festival Art Displays: Discover Plein Air artists painting the scenes and capturing the action of the festival in real time. At Kids Alley, there will be interactive displays and activities for the kiddos to participate in the arts themselves!
  • Ruston Antique Classic Car Show: Head over to Cadence Bank from 9:00 AM-3:00 PM for the Car Show. Whether you’re a car enthusiast or just love vintage charm, this show is sure to impress with its lineup of beautifully restored classic vehicles.
  • Fireworks Show: Stick around till the headliner performance for the Peach Festival’s Firework show at 8:45 PM! This dazzling sky display will take place before the headlining act to kick off the grand finale to the festival.
  • Go to www.lapeachfest.com/schedule to see all festival events!

EXPERIENCE:

  • Live Music: Enjoy more than 12 consecutive hours of live performances at the Railroad Park stage. With an exciting lineup of artists, the festival’s musical energy will keep you dancing all day long. Don’t miss the headliner, The Chee-Weez, taking the stage at 9:00 PM.
    Peach Fest Hack: Bring a lawn chair or blanket in case seating runs out!
  • Kids Alley: Make fun memories in this family-friendly zone packed with interactive activities and entertainment to keep the little ones smiling.
  • Curated Market: Browse the booths of more than 90 vendors, all selling their handmade arts, jewelry, clothing, mugs, decorations, candles, and lots more. Additionally, you can stop by the Peach Fest Sticker Wall in the market—perfect for a fun and unique photo op.
    Peach Fest Hack: arrive early to the Curated Market before your favorite vendor sells out. Visit www.lapeachfest.com/vendors to get a sneak peek at what vendors are offering.

SUNDAY:

After a busy Saturday, sleep in, take Sunday slow and enjoy Ruston’s cozy charm:

EAT:

  • Trios: Enjoy their signature brunch menu in a trendy atmosphere.
  • The Local: Order specialty brunch cocktails and bites in the heart of Downtown.
  • Beau Vines Steakhouse: Not a brunch fan? Dive into a hearty lunch and bottomless mimosas.

SEE:
While you’re at the festival Saturday, you will likely spot a few of Ruston’s unique bulldog statues scattered throughout downtown. In total, there are 22 bulldogs placed around the city—each with its own charm. Stretch your visit a little longer and turn your Sunday into a scavenger hunt to track down the ones you missed.

EXPERIENCE:
Wind down with a peaceful visit to Lincoln Parish Park. This park offers mountain biking and walking trails, kayaking, fishing, and a playground for the kids. It’s the perfect way to soak in the natural beauty of Ruston and cap off your Peach Festival weekend.

From peachy treats and live music to charming shops and peaceful parks, the 76th Annual Louisiana Peach Festival is the perfect way to kick off your summer. Soak up the fun, explore Ruston, and celebrate 76 years of sweet traditions and unforgettable memories!

To learn the insider tips and tricks all seasoned festival goers know, read up on our How to Peach Fest blog.


Ponderings: What happened to YOU

I’ve been pondering one of life’s great mysteries: what happened to hats? Real hats. The kind men used to wear when they went to work, went to town, or went anywhere except the shower. Once upon a time, a man wouldn’t leave the house without a fedora, a trilby, or something with a brim wide enough to shade half the county. Now the only folks still wearing real hats are cowboys—and even they take them off indoors, which is more than I can say for the baseballcap crowd at Walmart.

I watch Perry Mason before bed most nights. Not for the suspense—there isn’t any. We all know Perry’s client didn’t do it. I watch to see how much the world has changed. In the 1957 episodes, everybody wears a hat. Even Perry. The only hatless soul is Paul Drake, the detective, who apparently needed full cranial ventilation to solve crimes. And have you noticed? Nobody has a television in their living room. They’re sitting around talking to each other like it’s normal. Wild times.

Do y’all know what happened to hats? Should we start a new fad here in Ruston? On second thought, no. I’d rather someone start a movement to make neckties disappear. That’s the one part of my calling I’ve never understood. Why wrap a decorative noose around my neck and cut off blood flow to my already overworked brain? I’m trying to preach the gospel, not pass out in the pulpit. Someone please start a necktie revolt. I’ll sign the petition.

And while we’re talking about things that vanished—what happened to CB radios? That was the first social media. You could make friends for a solid five miles. Longer if you were driving 55 on the interstate, which we all were back then, unless we weren’t, which is why we needed the CB in the first place. “Breaker onenine, where’s Smokey hiding?” Then radar detectors came along and CBs went the way of the eighttrack.

Some things I’m glad disappeared. Felt boards in church. I never trusted those things. One wrong move and Moses would fall off Mount Sinai. Typewriters? Good riddance. I used more liquid paper than ribbon. I’m surprised they didn’t sell it by the gallon.

But here’s something I hope doesn’t vanish: you.

So go to church on Sunday—before someone starts wondering what happened to you.