The DeSoto Sheriff’s Office tells the bad guys to cool it this summer.  Their memo to the public, especially the bad guys:

Due to the numerous excessive heat advisories we have recently experienced, the DeSoto Parish Sheriff’s Office is requesting that all criminals kindly “Stop it.” 

Cut it out.  It’s too hot for that, and we all know it. 

Any further questions can be referred to your gramma, meemaw, big mama, nanny, nana, moomoo or whomever in your household controls the switch, flyswatter, flip-flop, tv remote, extension cord, or nearby inanimate object. 

Find you some business, preferably legally in the A/C somewhere, and we promise to do the same.  Teamwork makes the Dream work.

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