Notice of Death – Friday, September 9, 2022

Oscar L. Smith

February 10, 1947 to September 9, 2022

Saturday Service September 10, 2022 at 1:00 pm at  Mt. Zion U.M.C. in Logansport.

Cynthia Delores Lewis

March 11, 1962 to September 3, 2022

Saturday Services September 10, 2022 at 11:00 am at Jenkins Funeral Home Chapel.

CorDerek Derelle Colbert-“Cord”

September 22, 1992 to August 29, 2022

Friday Service September 9, 2022 at 11:00 am at New Morning Glory Baptist Temple Church  in Mansfield.

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ETC… For Friday, September 9, 2022

Logansport High provided ticket info for Friday’s game at Loyola.  Tickets are $10 each.  The school uses GoFan for digital ticketing. Contactless ticketing is available on your phone – no need to print anything or stand in line at a ticket booth.  No tickets will be sold at ticket booth.

The Mansfield branch of the DeSoto Parish Library is planning an Outdoor Movie Night on September 16th beginning at 8:00 pm.  Bring your lawn chair.  Refreshments will be provided.  For more information, call Ms. Spencer the Children’s Librarian at 872-6100.

Late Thursday the Sheriff’s Office was notified that there was a water line break in the Rambin Road area of Stonewall.  Repairs are underway.


Men’s Conference in Grand Cane

Faith and Family Men’s Conference is about connecting with the men of our community and strengthening them in their roles as husband and fathers. The Men’s Conference will be held Saturday, September 24th beginning at 6:00 pm at Grand Cane Baptist Church.

Supper will be served beginning at 6:00 pm.  The menu includes smoked pork, a taco bar and desserts.

The featured speaker is Louisiana’s conservative radio personality Moon Griffon.  He will challenge with a message about faith and family in these troubled times.

Caleb Robison and Chris Tubbs will lead in a brief time of worship before Moon speaks.


$100 Winner

The Journal is happy to announce that Tommie Crawford is the first winner of the High School Pickers contest.  Tommie turned in the best entry form and guessed the winner of ten out of ten games.  A perfect score.

Congratulations Tommie Crawford.  You have won $100.

The Journal has posted another list of ten games to be played this week.  Can you predict the winners?  CLICK HERE to enter.  Deadline is 4:00 pm Friday.

Good luck!  You could be the next $100 winner.


North DeSoto vs. Airline

After a Lightning delay Thursday night entertained the fans in Griffin Stadium during warm ups and led to a Postponement, the Airline Vikings and home standing North DeSoto Griffins got the 2022 Season underway under the lights on Saturday Night.

The delay in start didn’t affect the Griffins as they opened the season with a 46-21 drumming of the 5A Vikings.

 

After watching the griffins on Saturday night, it’s hard to determine which side of the ball shouldered the success, as the defense caused eight turnovers on the evening and the offense ran up 477 yards of total offense on the evening.

Early in the first quarter, both teams shook off the dust of waiting an extra day until midway through the first when Brian Banks scored his first touchdown from 8 yards out. Airline answered just two minutes later with a Daxton Chavez touchdown reception.

In the second quarter the ND defense locked down the Airline offense and along with a blocked punt allowed the Griffins to score 19 unanswered points with two big Landon Falls touchdown receptions and Luke Delafield touchdown run. North Desoto headed into half time with a 26-7 lead.

Chavez and the VIkings struck first in the 2nd Half after the ensuing drive by the griffins stalled out. Sophomore Ben Taylor in his first start of his career was swarmed by the Griffins causing 8 turnovers and keeping the speedy Vikings Offense off the field. The Griffin Offense exploded once again for 3 more unanswered touchdowns to put the game away after two more Luke Delafield touchdown passes to Sam Odom and Cole Cory sandwiched around a backbreaking 68 yard scamper by Brian Banks, his second of the night.

The Griffins offense ended the night running the clock out and Stonewall showed up in full force to celebrate the Griffins beginning the season 1-0 for the first time in 2 years.

North DeSoto will take their show on the Road this Friday as they head across the state line to face the Roughriders of Center, Texas at 7:30 pm.

Box Score

        1    2    3    4      F

ND   7   19   6    14   46

A      7    0    7    7     21


Fields of Dreams and Irony: Tupperware Tales, Chapter 6 

By Teddy Allen

Table scraps… 

Sad, even discouraged, that no big country star or even a little one has bought my latest song, Losing Your Love in Fractions, One Fifth at a Time. Have semi-coveted a novelty hit ever since I was a boy and heard the timeless If There’s a Ring Around the Bathtub, I’m Coming Clean Home to You … 

Remember Wordle, how everyone back at the turn of the new year was crazy about this word game? Could not swing a cat without someone asking, “You done the Wordle today?” People texting you their “Wordle Score.” I seldom think of Wordleing during these non-Wordleing times, but I did on Father’s Day: the answer was “LOSER,” which is also my now-grown daughter’s pet name for me. I texted her a screen shot of my answer. She wrote back, “They must have known.” Kids …  

Lots of talk since the Field of Dreams game in Dryersville, Iowa back in August about the term “have a catch,” which, in the semi-mythical Field of Dreams movie, Kevin Costner’s character asks his dad: “Want to have a catch?” Had never heard that until 30 years ago when I watched the movie. It means “throw the baseball to each other to loosen up,” but we always said, “Do you want to play pitch,” and maybe I’d heard somebody say, “Do you want to play catch,” but never “have a catch,” and you don’t really ask it as much as you just say it. “Do you want to have a catch?” sounds too much like a proposal. Stick with “play pitch” or “play catch” …  

Chicago’s Cubs beat the Cincinnati Reds, 4-2, in that game, by the way. Wonder if before the game, the Cubs asked the Reds, “Want to have a loss?” … 

The book the movie’s based on is Shoeless Joe Comes to Iowa, by W.P. Kinsella, which is better than the movie (and I like the movie) and it’s got one extra character in it the movie doesn’t have, The Oldest Living Chicago Cub. Think about reading it, and investigate other books by the late Canadian author who passed away in 2016 at 81, a gracious gentleman who loved baseball and Scrabble and championed the oppressed. The Iowa Baseball Confederacy and a short story collection, The Thrill of the Grass, are good places to start. “Go the distance…” 

Speaking of baseball, when was the last time you saw kids in a yard playing whiffle ball? … 

My friend Jimmy, who knows a lot of things about different stuff, asked me an “irony” question last week because I’m the self-appointed Irony Sheriff of these here parts. Sports commentators are the worst; it’s often something like, “The Cowboys lead the Chargers by 10 here in the fourth, and ironically, the Cowboys beat the Chargers by 10 last time these two teams played.” Sigh … That’s not irony. That’s a coincidence, and not even an interesting one. If the fire station burns down or the police station gets robbed, that’s irony. Jimmy, wise to this way of thinking, had surgery lately (a very non-ironic surgery) so has been laid up with time to think and asked, “If the FedEx truck shows up at the UPS building with a delivery, is that irony?” It’s such a brilliant question that I’ve A) deputized Jimmy and B) farmed the question out to an Irony Sub-Committee. Meanwhile, what do YOU think? (I think if FedEx is somehow delivering a UPS package to UPS, maybe that would be ironic. Or what if the FedEx guy and the UPS guy were standing in your hard “having a catch” with your package?) Jury still out …  

Contact Teddy at teddy@latech.edu 


Are You Registered?

September is National Voter Registration Month. The Louisiana Secretary of State’s office said the in person or by mail registration deadline for the November 8 election is approaching.

The in-person registration deadline is October 11th, and the online deadline is October 18th.  If you are not registered, visit geauxvote.com or call the state  Elections Hotline at 800-883-2805 for more information. Get ready to Geaux Vote Louisiana.

The DeSoto Registrar of Voters added, “Make sure you are registered to vote. Have you moved? If so, be sure to get your Drivers License and voter’s registration updated. Your vote counts.


Sheriff Donates to CASA

It is a new month, and that means a new local Charity will receive $1,000 in good ole Beard money!  Since November 2021, Sheriff Richardson has allowed Deputies to grow out their whiskers in exchange for a $20 per month donation.  A local charity is chosen by the Sheriff each month, and deputies have been able to raise $9,000 so far this year!  That’s cold hard cash going right back to our community, and into a great cause that helps those in need.  This month, Sheriff Richardson has chosen the Volunteers for Youth Justice CASA (or Court Appointed Special Advocates)

The CASA group are specially trained volunteers who serve as officers of the court and “friends” to children in need of care.  These volunteer advocates are assigned by judges to speak on behalf of children who have been placed in foster care due to abuse and/or neglect.  CASA’s primary objective is to ensure that each child is placed in a safe, permanent home.  Their efforts include, but are not limited to, fundraisers such as the Annual CASA Christmas, 5K/10K Superhero Run, and children’s birthday celebrations.  In 2021, the Volunteers for Youth Justice program had 92 active volunteers who served more than 500 children!  If you are interested in becoming a CASA volunteer, or want to make a donation to their cause, you may visit http://www.vyjla.org or contact Kimberly Carleton at 318.270.1752.


The Prisoner’s Redemption

By Brad Dison

It was New Year’s Day 1958.  The place was one where you would least expect a celebration, the oldest prison in California, San Quentin.  For the previous 42 years, the Musicians Union in San Francisco had provided entertainment for the prisoners on New Year’s Day.  This was the 43rd annual New Year’s Day show. 

Prior to the show, the prisoners began a letter-writing campaign to the performer they wanted to see most.  They had heard that the artist would be in the area at the time.  They considered this artist one of their own based on the lyrics of a hit song he had recorded in 1955 and requested that he perform the song at the New Year’s Day event.  The song was Folsom Prison Blues.  Their letters were addressed to Johnny Cash.  

Playing prisons was not new to Johnny Cash.  He began receiving letters from inmates all over the United States immediately following the release of Folsom Prison Blues and had previously performed at prisons.  Johnny Cash was winding down a string of personal appearances in late 1957.  The last paying show on this tour was on New Year’s Eve in Oakland, California.  Johnny Cash agreed to play at San Quentin for free.

Most entertainers would have had at least a slight reservation at the thought of playing in front of 4,000 hardened criminals, some of which were scheduled to die for their crimes, but not Johnny Cash.  When Johnny Cash walked onto the stage, the prisoners cheered.  Their applause died down as Johnny Cash tried to speak.  He had almost completely lost his voice from his previous performances.

In the audience was a 20-year-old prisoner number A45200.  This prisoner had spent much of his youth in juvenile detention centers for various crimes and was serving a three-year sentence in San Quentin for attempted robbery.  Although he had never met Johnny Cash, the prisoner was concerned for the singer’s safety.  If he was unable to perform as expected, the prisoner knew the event could easily turn into a riot. 

Johnny Cash was struggling to sing.  In between songs, Johnny Cash asked one of the prison guards for a glass of water.  The guard stood like a statue; his only movement from exuberantly chewing gum.  With the whole captive audience looking on, including prisoner number A45200, Johnny Cash mimicked the guard’s gum chewing.  This single act, which none of the prisoners would have attempted for fear of reprisals, won over the audience.  Prisoner number A45200 was mesmerized by the power Johnny Cash had over the crowd.  

The prisoners applauded after each song.  When he played Folsom Prison Blues, according to news reports, the prisoners “practically tore down the place applauding.”  Johnny Cash said it was one of the most appreciative audiences he had ever had, even if it was a captive audience.  Another newspaper reporter wrote the fitting headline “Johnny Steals The Show At San Quentin.”

Johnny Cash’s New Year’s Eve performance at San Quentin changed the direction of prisoner number A45200’s life.  The prisoner saw how enthralled the other audience members were at Johnny Cash’s performance.  The prisoner knew how to play guitar but had not seriously considered a career in music until that performance.  He spent the remainder of his prison term, including his 21st birthday, writing songs.  In 1960, prisoner number A45200 was released from prison.  In 1963, he had his first hit single.  Two more followed in 1964, and in 1966, he scored his first number one hit song.  In his decades-long career, the prisoner topped the country singles chart 38 times. 

Had Johnny Cash not played the San Quentin New Year’s Day show, the world might never have heard of prisoner number A45200.  He once wrote that he turned 21 in prison, and no one could steer him right.  Prisoner number A45200, who was steered right by Johnny Cash, was Merle Haggard. 

Sources:

  1. The Memphis Press-Scimitar (Memphis, Tennessee), January 3, 1958, p.13.
  2. Daily Independent Journal (San Rafael, California), December 31, 1958, p.21.
  3. YouTube.com. “Merle Haggard Talks About Watching Johnny Cash in Prison.” Accessed August 29, 2022. youtu.be/Lc0ixeDxkh0.

4-H Sewing Begins September 15.

The first meeting for the 4-H Sewing Club will be Thursday, September 15, 2022 at 5:30pm.  It will be held at the DeSoto Extension Office.

The Sewing Club is open to all DeSoto 4-H members ages 9-19, regardless of sewing experience. Youth will learn the basics of sewing utilizing sewing machines. If you or your family has a sewing machine, please bring it. If you do not have a sewing machine, that’s okay also! We have sewing machines for you to borrow while you are here.

Sewing Club meets every 3rd Thursday of the month at 5:30 pm at the DeSoto Extension Office in Grand Cane.  The Sewing Club fee is $10.00.  Please RSVP to 872-0533 so they have enough stations set up for sewing machines.


Marshmallow Challenge

Last week Quest for Success experimented with their newfound knowledge of the Engineering Design Process by participating in the Marshmallow Tower Challenge.  Which person could build the tallest tower that could support the weight of a Marshmallow.  The winning tower was 28 inches tall.


Notice of Death – Wednesday, September 7, 2022

Thelma “Sue” Francis Tullos Baker

January 9, 1945 to September 1, 2020

View full obituary here:

https://desotoparishjournal.com/2022/09/03/thelma-sue-frances-tullos-booker/

Patricia “Patty” Tyler

February 6, 1955 to September 5, 2022

View full obituary here:

https://desotoparishjournal.com/2022/09/06/patricia-patty-tyler/

Robert Christopher De Champlain

August 19, 1967 to August 28, 2022

View full obituary here:

https://desotoparishjournal.com/2022/09/06/robert-christopher-de-champlain/


Patricia “Patty” Tyler

Patricia Lynch Tyler, 67, of Mansfield, La. went to be with the Lord on Monday, September 05, 2022, from an unexpected battle with Cancer.

Patty was born on February 06, 1955.  She graduated from Mansfield High School and then immediately began her career as a teller at Mansfield Bank and Trust (now known as Community Bank of La.) where she worked for 47 years. Patty retired as Vice President in 2022.  Anyone who knew Patty, knew that she was funny, kind, loving, and an honest lady. She loved the Lord and had an immense love for her family, friends, and community.  Her dog Jake was her constant companion.

Patty’s family and friends will miss her more than words can say.  She was a marvelous sister, aunt, friend, and community leader.  She is preceded in death by her parents M.D. Lynch Jr. and Rachel Busher Lynch and her brother James D. Lynch (Jim). Left to cherish her memory are her children Bradley Mark Tyler, wife Anya, and Kassi Lynn Tyler and wife Amber. Grandchildren Brayden Tyler, Landry Tyler, Jase Huestis, and Marlee Thompson. Sister, Deloris Ann Shaw (Sis) and husband Toby. Brothers, Larry W Lynch and wife Adenah. Randy J. Lynch and wife Lydia. A host of nieces and nephews who will miss her dearly.

The family would like to thank Bubba and Linda Locke and Christine Gillyard for all of the love and kindness shown to Patty over the years.  Thank you to her family at Community Bank of Louisiana. They would also like to thank nieces Michelle Burr and Stephanie Locke for their love, devotion, and assistance during her time of need.  You all are greatly appreciated and loved.

Pallbearers will be:  Bruce Brewer, Dale Burr, Kenneth Dennis, Gary Hobbs, Ron Jackson, Chris Locke, John D. (Bubba) Locke, and Lester Simpson.

Visitation will be held at Rose-Neath Funeral Home in Mansfield La. from 5 pm -8 pm on Wednesday, September 7, 2022.

The Funeral will be held at Rose-Neath Funeral Home in Mansfield La. at 10:00 am on Thursday, September 8, 2022. Burial will be held at First Community Church of Mansfield immediately following.

In lieu of flowers, the family request that contributions be made to First Community Church of Mansfield or the Desoto Parish Animal Shelter.


Robert Christopher De Champlain

Robert Christopher De Champlain was born April 19, 1967. He died on August 28, 2022. Rob was the second of three boys born to Ronald and Joyce Ann (Shauna) De Champlain. His parents divorced a couple years after he was born and about 7 years would pass before his mother would meet and marry James (Jim) Fred Kyle. That intervening period was very hard on the three boys and not without its trauma. Now, no family lacks its own drama, but with Jim Kyle filling the “dad” role Rob and his brothers had a proper home. A baby sister (April Kyle) was added to the number within the year followed by another sister (Jamie Kyle) a couple years later. The family lived in the Joaquin, TX, area early on and moved to the Logansport, LA, side of the Sabine River as Rob was going into middle school. Rob volunteered with the Logansport VFD/ambulance while attending Logansport High School. He loved the fulfillment that came from working with a team to help neighbors in need. That same caring and generous nature was a mark of his character his entire life.

With his friends and co-workers, Robert went by the name “KOJAK,” thanks to the shininess of his hairless head. His siblings called him Robbie (or “turtle” if you go back 45 years). But the name he most loved to hear was “dad,” spoken by his children. Rob had quite the sense of humor and always kept his kids laughing with his never-ending jokes and silly antics. Despite battling lifelong asthma, Rob worked hard to excel at the physically demanding job of rigger/crane operator and enjoyed a reputation in the business for being hardworking and a knowledgeable problem solver. Though work kept him away from home for long periods he did what he felt he needed to do to provide for his family and always looked forward to “shut down” completion so he could return to his children and to doing the things he enjoyed – being outdoors, hunting, shooting, gardening, grilling, “mud-hoggin,” etc. Rob loved riding four-wheelers, “doing’ donuts with Dylan,” building forts, playing outside, playing golf, tickling, and “wrestling” with his kids. Rob often shared that his fondest memories were always of time with family; either as a child or as a dad and he could regale anyone with excruciatingly exacting detail on either…

Rob is preceded in death by his stepfather Jim, his sister Jamie, and his mother Shauna. He is survived by: his father Ronald De Champlain (OR); his children Annalyn and Dylan De Champlain (TX); his sister April Shahan (TX); his brothers Ron De Champlain (TX) and Rodney De Champlain (NJ); his step-brother Karl Kyle (TX); and, many nieces and nephews. He is missed more than he would have wanted but not more than he deserves.

An internment of Rob’s remains will take place at a date to be determined at Old Center Cemetery. We would love for those who loved Rob and Rob’s family to be in attendance.

For those inclined, the family is asking that a gift be made to the Smith County (TX) Alzheimer’s Society in Rob’s name.


ETC… For Wednesday, September 7, 2022

Boy Scout Troop 160 at Stonewall will hold a fund-raiser car wash on Saturday, September 17th from 9:00 am to 3:00 pm.  They will be washing vehicles at Fire District 3 station. 

All profits benefit the scouts working to pay their way for Camp Turkey.

Stonewall Library’s Swapportunity has been canceled for September.  The library said Wednesday, October 5 would be the next one.

Night Market in Grand Cane that had been scheduled for September 10 has been canceled.

The line-up for the October Men of Prayer meeting at the Community Center in Stonewall has been announced.  The speaker will be the Northwest Louisiana Director of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, Hayden Slack.  A free meal will be served beginning at 6:30 pm on Thursday, October 6th.

And the DeSoto Sheriff’s Office said there was no Arrest Report issued for this week due to the Labor Day holiday on Monday.  There will be a report issued next week that will include two weeks arrests.


Gloria Mae Burr Parker

Funeral services honoring the life of Gloria Mae Burr Parker will be held on Tuesday, September 6, 2022, at 3:00 p.m., at Kilpatrick’s Rose-Neath Chapel, Mansfield, Louisiana with Rev. Mel Campbell and Rev. Gary Orr officiating. Burial will follow at Mansfield Cemetery. Visitation will be held from 1:00 p.m. until the time of service.

Gloria was born October 11, 1938, to Gathel Burr and Stella Summerlin and entered into rest on Friday, September 2, 2022, in Shreveport, Louisiana. She was a loving mother, grandmother, great-grandmother, and sister.

Preceding her in death was her husband of 45 years, Charles W. Parker; and brothers, George Burr, and Benjamin Summerlin.

Left to cherish her memory is her son, Troy Parker, and wife, Tina; daughter, Dahlia Denise Estrada; grandchildren, Tarah Lott and husband, Nick, Ethan Parker and wife, Nicole, Kyle Pearson and wife, Katie, Meagan Pearson, Timmy Seifert; great-grandchildren: Dylan, Jaycee, Caden, Dakota; and siblings, Jerry Summerlin, Rodney Burr, Betty Hellen Graves, Judy Phillips, Freda Phillips, and Glenda Runnels.


Thelma “Sue” Frances Tullos Booker

Thelma “Sue” Frances Tullos Booker was born January 9, 1945, in Trinity, Texas to Joseph Henry Tullos and Ella Faye Tullos. She was the youngest of four children. Jesus took her home on September 1, 2022.

Sue married Johnny Ray Booker on January 31, 1970. She was a homemaker.

She was preceded in death by her stillborn daughter; her father, Joseph Henry Tullos, mother, Ella Faye Tullos Jenke; sister, Gene Tullos Vines; brother, James Martin Tullos; sister-in-law, Martha Tullos; niece, Tanya Tullos; nephews, David Reynolds, Sandy Booker; and sister-in-law, Mary Canipe.

She is survived by her loving and devoted husband of 52 years, Johnny Ray Booker; daughter, Suella Cooper, son-in-law, Louis Cooper; grandson, John David Cooper, and wife, Amber; granddaughter, Ella Ann Cooper; great-grandson, David Louis Cooper; special brother-in-law, Richard Booker; special sister-in-law and best friend, Jackie Booker; brothers-in-law,  Earl Booker and wife Amanda, Roland Booker, JD Booker; sister-in-law, Joanne Prince, Gay Nell May and husband, Frank; sister, Josa Faye Anderson; numerous nieces, nephews, and cousins.

Honoring Sue as pallbearers will be John David Cooper, Roland Booker, Melvin Booker, George Booker, Joseph Booker, and Brandon Prince. Honorary pallbearers will be Jim Tullos and Bubba Booker.

Funeral services will be held at 3:00 p.m., Sunday, September 4, 2022, at Mim Springs Baptist Church, Logansport, Louisiana. Rev. Bill Jarrett will be officiating. Interment will be held at Prude Cemetery, Mansfield, Louisiana. Visitation will be from 2:00 p.m. until the time of service.


DeSoto Event List Published by Tourist Commission

What’s happening in September?  The DeSoto Parish Tourist Commission has published the list of events you may wish to take part in.

September 10th has two events.  There is a night market at Grand Cane and the Krewe of Demeter is holding a Coronation ball for their royalty.

BackAlley Theatre has two musical productions scheduled.  Flashback show band will present a 60’s oldies show on September 16th and 17th.  Then on The 24th and 25th The Hootens, a Texas gospel family show will be in town.

The full event calendar for September is featured below.


Games and Strips

Eating healthy and staying active was the focus of the NWLA Foodbank Cooking Class at Logansport Library.  Ms Shelley demonstrated how to cook Baked Crusted Chicken Strips.  They were delicious and healthy.  

While waiting for the strips to cook, the kids played a fun game of Duck Duck Goose. 

September cooking classes will be Wednesday the 21st and Wednesday the 28th at 4:00pm.  And they will be held at the Logansport Branch Library.


Mansfield Rotary Club Awards Scholarship

By Van Reech

The regularly scheduled meeting Of the Mansfield Rotary Club on 8/31/22 at the Mansfield Female College Museum Library for lunch featured Kelli Fisher, the Campus Director of the Northwest Louisiana Technical Community College Mansfield Campus.  Ms. Fisher told the Club about how well our local Campus is doing.  She has them on track to surpass enrollment goals and are reaching out the neighboring parishes.  She reports that they currently have 99 Students on campus with most from DeSoto Parish but many others from Sabine, Red River and Caddo.  Several of her instructors are graduates of NWLTCC as she is, too!

Rotary of Mansfield Club President Dudley Glenn presented Fisher with a scholarship check from the Club.  It will be awarded to a worthy student towards tuition for the Spring Semester on campus here at Mansfield. 

Mr. Glenn also presented new membership packages to Fisher and to Cyndi Phillips, the Community Relations Director of ANECA Federal.  Rotary of Mansfield is very excited about these new members and encouraged by the help this scholarship will give to local students AND our local Technical Community College.


Biden Administration Unleashes 87,000 New, Armed IRS Agents

By Royal Alexander

It’s hard to believe anything other than that the agency intends to audit the middle class.

In the recent Inflation Reduction Act (which will actually feed the fires of inflation) there is an appropriation of $80 billion to the IRS.  A chunk of this money will go to hiring 87,000 new employees and effectively doubling the current number of agents.

So why does the IRS need 87,000 new, armed agents?

The only reasonable answer that is supported with data is that the Biden Administration intends for the IRS to target the middle class in order to pay for its out-of-control spending which has caused the highest inflation in the last 40 years. 

As Heritage Foundation has observed “Auditing every single taxpayer with annual income over $1 million would require only 25,000 new IRS enforcement agents, but Democrats’ bill calls for 87,000 new agents.  What will all those extra agents be doing?”

The Biden Administration and Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen have stated, “these (new) resources are absolutely not about increasing audit scrutiny on small businesses or middle-income Americans.  As we’ve been planning, our investment of these enforcement resources is designed around the Department of the Treasury’s directive that audit rates will not rise relative to recent years for households making under $400,000.”

Do we really believe that?

If we simply consider the sheer magnitude of hiring 87,000 new IRS agents—and what the IRS estimates will be $204 billion in new revenues from enforcement—do we really believe all those new audits and revenues will only involve taxpayers making over $400,000? 

The answer is a resounding and categorical ‘no’!

As Heritage Foundation Tax Expert, Rachel Greszler, has written “despite the Biden Administration’s claims, it’s almost certain that households making less than $400,000 a year would face increased audits under the Democrats’ bill, and that seems to be the true intent of the IRS.”  In support of this conclusion Greszler notes that “according to a 2021 report from the Government Accountability Office, ‘from fiscal years 2010 to 2021, the majority of the additional taxes IRS recommended from audits came from taxpayers with incomes below $200,000.’”

Heritage further states that, when we consider that “only $3.2 billion would go to taxpayer services, despite the IRS answering only 18% of the phone calls it received in 2022.  That’s a mere 9% increase for funding in things like account services, taxpayer education, and filing assistance.”  Instead, “the lion’s share of the new funding, $45.6 billion, will go to enforcement activities like new audits, litigation, asset monitoring, and collections” performed by IRS Special Agents with guns.  (Preston Brashers, Tax Policy Expert, Heritage Foundation).

In a recent posted job opening for a special agent, the IRS specified that applicants should be “willing and able to participate in arrests, execution of search warrants, and other dangerous assignments,” and able to carry “a firearm and be willing to use deadly force, if necessary.”  However, “after sparking some controversy amid the proposed expansion of the agency, the IRS deleted ‘willing to use deadly force’ from the job description.” (Fred Lucas, The Daily Signal, August 12, 2022).

But they’ll still be armed and that seems foreboding and ominous to honest, hard-working Americans.

During the U.S. House floor debate on the bill, Rep. Lauren Boebert, R-Colo., raised additional concerns about arming IRS agents. 

“This bill has new IRS agents and they are armed, and the job description tells them that they need to be required to carry a firearm and expect to use deadly force if necessary,” Boebert said. “Excessive taxation is theft.  You are using the power of the federal government for armed robbery on the taxpayers.”  

The middle class, already struggling under inflation and high food and fuel prices, doesn’t have the resources to pay a lawyer or an accountant to fight the IRS in court, so they will just pay the money and hope that the issue goes away—whether or not they owe the money. 

The realization of this threat to their livelihood and peace of mind doesn’t appear to have yet been internalized by most Americans. 

As U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Marshall once said, “The power to tax is the power to destroy.”

All Americans must join together to stop this attempt to damage the hardworking American middle class through punitive taxation enforced by armed Special Agents.


Deadline 4:00 pm Today

The first High School Football Pickers contest entry deadline is 4:00 pm today.  A lot of folks have put in their best guess of the game winners.  You still have a few hours to enter.

Winner gets $100.

Click on the banner at the top of this story or any Journal story this week to go to the entry form.  Good Luck.

First week results will be published next Wednesday in the Journal.


Shooting Sports Open House

There will be an open house September 17th for DeSoto Parish 4-H Shooting Sports.  It will be held at the DeSoto Parish Extension Office on Hwy 171 in Grand Cane.

DeSoto Parish County Agent Joshua Salley said, “Come learn about everything that 4-H Shooting Sports has to offer!”  4-H members with current dues paid are invited to participate.  Learn about archery, hunting skills, pistol, air pistol, black powder, air rifle, smallbore rifle and shotgun.

Shooting sports dues are $25.00.  Shooting sports registration forms will be available at the open house.  The date is September 17th from 3:00 to 5:00 pm.